I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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