is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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