How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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