D3 body, D1 cock
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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