i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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