Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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