This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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