My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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