Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
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Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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