No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I think I am morally bankrupt
he shaved USA in his pubs
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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