I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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