Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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