He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
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