I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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