There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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