I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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