Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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