: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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