Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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