i just had sex bonerless
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
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If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑