i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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