He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
home. puking in laundry basket.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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