Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She announced her abortion via fbk
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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