Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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