you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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