she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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