in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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