he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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