he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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