Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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