hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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