There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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