Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
