Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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