It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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