David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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