who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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