We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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