she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
The feeling are messing with the penis
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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