is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
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Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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