on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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