Its about making memories worth repressing
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
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Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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