I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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