susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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