so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Everyone says I win the strip club
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize