Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
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after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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