She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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