what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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