the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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