i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
you guys were way drunker than both of me
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I puked off the balcony.
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
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Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
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My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.