Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
33 Sex Crazed People That Are Going Balls Deep
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life