he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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