Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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