bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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