Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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