I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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